I had a whole ass 'about me' section and it's gone and I'm busy so let me hit some important things until I have time to reconstruct my word venom. If you're cheap & whine about my pricing in the public chat, I become completely free. It's magic. 

If you can form a thought outside of 'u c my dik cum 4 u" & you can express it by playing Tetris with words, my panties are wet, no need to ask. I'm aware my tip menu is "expensive." I made it.

Quick notes - 

No my boobs aren't real.

Yes my ass is.

No I don't live in Florida.

No I won't tell you where I live. 

Yes your dick should be out. 

No I won't IM you "real quick."

No I do NOT show pussy. 

Check, check annnnnd check. 

For now.