If you're cheap & whine about my pricing in the public chat, I become completely free & I do whatever you demand. It's magic. 

If you can form a thought outside of 'u c my dik cum 4 u" & you can express it by playing Tetris with words, my panties are wet. I'm aware my tip menu is "expensive." I made it.

Quick notes - 

No my boobs aren't real.

Yes my ass is.

No I don't live in Florida.

No I won't tell you where I live. 

Yes your dick should be out. 

No I won't IM you "real quick."

No I do NOT show pussy.