I had a whole ass 'about me' section and it's gone and I'm busy so let me hit some important things until I have time to reconstruct my word venom. If you're cheap & whine about my pricing in the public chat, I become completely free. It's magic. 

If you can form a thought & express it by playing Tetris with words, my panties are wet, no need to ask. 

My boobs aren't real, but my ass is.

No I don't live in Florida.

No I won't tell you where I live. 

Yes your dick should be out. 

Yes I'm really 43.

Check, check annnnnd check. 

For now.