I had a whole ass 'about me' section and it's gone and I'm busy so let me hit some important things until I have time to reconstruct my word venom. If you're cheap & whine about my pricing in the public chat, I become completely free. It's magic.
If you can form a thought outside of 'u c my dik cum 4 u" & you can express it by playing Tetris with words, my panties are wet, no need to ask. I'm aware my tip menu is "expensive." I made it.
Quick notes -
No my boobs aren't real.
Yes my ass is.
No I don't live in Florida.
No I won't tell you where I live.
Yes your dick should be out.
No I won't IM you "real quick."
No I do NOT show pussy.
Check, check annnnnd check.
For now.
